Ah, the weekend. Time to do all the fun stuff that you can't get done during thwe week. For me, that means grocery shopping. One store for deli stuff (specifically colby cheese), another for the bakery, and then there is the Wal Mart for everything else. Yeah, I am thrifty, and believe me, it all counts!
So I am doing my shopping today, wasn't that crowded. I was walking down an aisle and some lady and her kid cock block me at the hamburger buns. Take up the whole aisle. A guy behind her asks her to move while she hoists her ass in the air comparing the $1.19 hamburger buns and the 99 cent hamburger buns. So she moves for the dude, and then takes a broad 180 to turn around, totally oblivious to me standing there to just get through.
Alright, I might have said this a little eetsy beetsy louder than I should have. "Jesus", I kind of disgustingly.
Oh, I pulled the Jesus card, and here in Douglas County, home of Republicans and right wing Christians. And she was appalled. Appalled, I say. She kept looking back at me as she finally moved her fat ass.
So I needed to get some Black Forest Ham in the kinda sorta deli area, there with the pre-made pizzas. And what would you know, there is the Church Lady, camped out at the finely grated Parmesan cheese. Shit! I got to either give up ham, which means I got to come back to the store, or I need to wait for landing clearance. I opt for no more Wal Mart this weekend, and I start circling the produce section. Bananas are too ripe, they would be thrown out by Tuesday. They are still there. Ooh, here is some fruit in a cup! Nah, not that impressed. Got my cucumbers, and they are still there. Go to the check out, already!!!
Finally, they leave the area, and I move in to get me some Black Forest Ham. And they are out of it. Figures, huh?
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