Wal-Mart. Where low prices meets low rent. By originally appealing to what could only be considered the "rednecks" of society, massive capital influx to facilities and a bad recession has turned it into the place to be for just about anything. Editor Note: I do my grocery shopping at Wal-Mart, except for fresh meat, then I go to the Safeway.
One of the most unique things to do when at a Wal-Mart is people watch. The show is impressive. Where else will you see kids in their pajamas, and their parents wearing clothing that is not much better or stylish. What has always amazed me about the target demographic there is this: you will see these incredibly good looking men, always with a damn fugly wife (usually never recovered from multiple childbirths) and those dingy offspring in tow. Screaming. Whining. And that's just the wife!
So, at what I thought at the time would be totally unrelated to the subject matter so far, I went to the Denver Auto Show this past weekend. I got discount tickets (you got to scour the internet for that prized promo code, even if it saves you only $2)
Oh, the humanity!
An auto show is not the place to be if your anti-depressant medication ran out last week. It is crowded, and there are people there with no regard for courtesy! They will run you down like a dog if you are in the way of them and that Ram 1500 with a Hemi. Theys wants to sit in it and dream that they could afford it.
Which is the precice reason I was there.
But man, there are hot dudes and their UGLY, they ain't got no alibi, UGLY women! And children. Oh, the kiddies. Here kid, put your hand right here in the door jam of this Hyundai Sonata. Let's see if it is child proof.
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